Dan's Top 10

Top 10 Reasons David Letterman's Top Ten Lists are Lame

10. They are written by an overpaid union left winger
9.  Some are just plain stupid
8.  Some are not suitable for a family audience
7.  Many are designed to sway public opinion to the left
6. Not enough from a center right perspective
5. They can be very nasty to people who are not guests on the show
4. Obama gets a free pass
3. They never do any local topics
2. With all the re-runs they become too stale and out-of-date
1. David Letterman's an old man who still thinks he's cool

Top 10 Favorite Star Trek Characters

10. Hikaru Sulu was quite the swashbuckler on the show where everyone went mental. Little did we know...
9. Kathryn Janeway, the deep raspy voice made her better suited as Captain than as Sam Malone's girlfriend
8. Kahn, the best villain ever. Who'd of thunk the Fantasy Island guy would make it big.
7. Spock was great, he set the standard for all Vulcans to come. And he was funny.
6. Warf, THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR. Gotta love that voice.
5. William Riker, tough call but in many ways, he was a better Number One than Spock
4. Seven of Nine, she gets style points for having the best outfit
3. T'Pol, the best looking Vulcan, ever! The best thing about "Enterprise"
2. Jean-Luc Picard, at his best coming back from being a Borg. Awsome "make it so" line.
1. Data, by far and away the best character actor on any Star Trek

Top 10 Reasons why the "Olson Twins" are no longer cute

10. The "Twiggy" look is out of style
9. Big heads on skeleton bodies with way too much makeup
8. Cute kid scripts made up for a lack of acting ability
7. Rich trust fund babies
6. Lack of work has turned them into skanks
5. Mom and Dad don't seem to get much credit from them
4. We still can't figure out which is Mary-Kate and which is Ashley
3. They still haven't learned to act "grown up"
2. Trying to come off as "sexy"
1. They're too busy trying to run from their past

Top 10 Reasons Jay Leno is Better than David Letterman

10. Jay is aging more gracefully.
9. Leno doesn't have that annoying gap in his teeth.
8. Jay-walking could be a show unto itself.
7. The jay-walk all star show is always a hoot.
6. Outside of the millions of dollars, you get the feeling Jay is a regular guy.
5. Ex-mechanic turned comedian, what a country!
4. Letterman just isn't that funny.
3. Leno has carried on with Johnny Carson's legacy with style and grace.
2. Leno is making jokes about the president, Letterman is trying to bring him down.
1. You don't see any lame "top ten" lists on Leno.