10. Gee, I thought Michael Jackson was white
9. I wonder what happened to his diamond glove?
8. That poor chimp will cry his little eyes out
7. His plastic surgeon should be the one in the grave
6. Is it too late to get my money back?
5. If he's so broke, why didn't he sell some of those 100's of songs?
4. I guess he doesn't have to worry about any more law suits.
3. Just like Elvis, I don't think he's really dead.
2. Know any place that gives Moonwalk lessons?
1. I'm sorry the guy was just creepy weird

