10. "Oh, we're not Amway"
9. "If you buy $100 a month in soap and motivational tapes and find ten others to do the same, you'll be rich before you know it.
8. "Just think, soon you'll be able to warehouse product in your garage"
7. "You too can have your very own Internet store just like me"
6. "There isn't anything we don't sell to our one million distributors"
5. "You don't have to sell a thing, just come to our motivational meetings"
4. "Yah, those Amway dealers are the pits, Quixstar is much better
3. " Who needs friends and relatives anyway, they'll just get in and quit on you"
2. How great, you can buy everything you need from your upline"
1. "If you don't like your friends and relatives, have I got a business that's perfect for you"

