Dan's Top 10

Top 10 Best Buy deals for the non-geek

10. Lots of interesting instruction books so you can become a computer geek
 9.  You can get a very simple cell phone
 8.  They sell batteries for your portable 8 tract and Betamax tape players
 7.  Office furniture is still very basic
 6.  They sell albums you can put your film camera pictures in
 5.  They still have regular AM/FM Radios
 4.  Computer paper makes great writing paper
 3.  They have extension cords and power strips
 2.  They sell floor model AC and Heating units
 1.  You can always buy candy and pop near check-out

Top 10 Reasons Vegas is Popular

10. Sin city
 9. Good food and lots of it
 8. Lot's of free stuff to do
 7. Lot's of expensive stuff to do
 6. Hotels are cheap, especially when you get a package deal
 5. The weather is great most of the time
 4.  It's always funny to see the prostitution card flickers with their backpack billboards
 3.  Downtown is fun without having to walk a million miles
 2.  From trash to flash Vegas has it all
 1. Every time you think you've seen it all, you see something stranger

Top 10 Tips for last minute Christmas Shopping

10. Stay away from Long Island Walmarts
 9. Toy guns are great Christmas gifts for kids
 8. Cash is king, our government is printing more money every day
 7. Prayer is always good in dealing with stress
 6. Take the pledge, boycott "happy holidays" in favor of "Merry Christmas"
 5.  Be nice, that toy is not worth dying for
 4. No money, give the gift of time and love
 3. Have fun, walk down a row of parked cars with keys in your hand & see how many wait for your parking spot
 2. Buy all your presents for the next year, the day after Christmas so you won't have to put up with this stuff next year
 1. Remember, if it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done

Top 10 Hooter's marketing slogans now that the girls are overdressed compared to society

10.  We really do have good food...honest.
9.  Our Hooter's girls are good waitresses
8.  We'll schmooze anyone not just the guys
7.  Our girls dress better than Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson
6.  Our logo really is about owls
5. Mormon families come here to eat
4. We're going green, give a hoot, don't pollute
3. Our girls are athletic, they wear gym shorts
2. We're putting in more big screen TV's
1. We're getting bigger, we're only hiring surgically enhanced girls