Dan's Top 10

Top 10 Reasons Liberals Love "Bruno"

10. The left has no moral standards
 9.  They don't want want to offend the loudest minority group in the Democratic Party
 8.  The movie has humor only a Democrat could love
 7.  Because it offends normal and conservative tastes
 6.  It pokes fun of conservatives
 5.  It makes them feel superior in that only they "get it"
 4.  Anything that makes homosexuality look fun is okay by them
 3.  It will make money which will find it's way into the Obama campaign coffers
 2.  It's their way of fighting censorship
 1.  In the end, it's just another way to stick it to the Republicans.

Top 10 Comments Overhead at the new Star Trek Movie

10.  Since when do they have cliffs in Iowa?
 9.  They forgot to have Kirk say "Scotty beam me up"
 8.  I'm not sure I like having two Spock's in the same movie
 7.  Boy, I never thought this movie would be this good
 6.  I sure hope the new cast likes going to Star Trek conventions
 5.  It's great to see the sexy uniforms on those women crew members
 4.  Which guy in the red uniform will get killed first?
 3.  Bones is Bones
 2.  Data was still the best character in all of Star Trekdom
 1.  It was worth waiting in line for 2 weeks, no wonder I don't have a girlfriend

Top 10 Child Actors

10. Jerry Mathers, "The Beaver" For it's time, a classic show & performance
9.  Lindsey Lohan, great job in the remake of the "Parent Trap"
8. Jody Foster, she was good then as she is now
7. That little blonde kid who made everyone cry in "The Champ"
6. "Barry" the little kid snatched by Aliens in "Close Encounters of a Third Kind"
5.  Gary Coleman, he stole the show whenever he was on "All in the Family"
4.  Drew Barrymore did a good job on a number of movies at a very young age
3.  Dakota Fanning, with the exception of doing a rape scene, has had a stellar career
2. Ronnie Howard, he was fantastic on "The Andy Griffith Show" especially when he was young
1. Shirley Temple, the standard all are measured by. She danced and sang with the best of them

Top 10 Smile lines photographers use

10. Flash those pearly whites
9.  Say Chucky Cheese
8.  Say Dad has stinky feet
7.  Say chicks dig me
6.  Say money honey
5.  Say get me out of here
4.  Say girls eat dirt
3.  If you weren't a close family before, you will be now
2.  Pretend like you like each other
1.  Say we love mommy

Top 10 Favorite Star Trek Characters

10. Hikaru Sulu was quite the swashbuckler on the show where everyone went mental. Little did we know...
9. Kathryn Janeway, the deep raspy voice made her better suited as Captain than as Sam Malone's girlfriend
8. Kahn, the best villain ever. Who'd of thunk the Fantasy Island guy would make it big.
7. Spock was great, he set the standard for all Vulcans to come. And he was funny.
6. Warf, THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR. Gotta love that voice.
5. William Riker, tough call but in many ways, he was a better Number One than Spock
4. Seven of Nine, she gets style points for having the best outfit
3. T'Pol, the best looking Vulcan, ever! The best thing about "Enterprise"
2. Jean-Luc Picard, at his best coming back from being a Borg. Awsome "make it so" line.
1. Data, by far and away the best character actor on any Star Trek

Top 10 "Yoda" comments on the new Star Wars, "Clone Wars"

10. Sucks, it does, don't see
9. A video game, the future I see
8. Abomination, animation it was
7. Script, light saber slashed I think
6. Action, it was, too much I see
5. On the cheap, Star Wars it was
4. May like, artists, they will, not so much others
3. New character, don't like, no development she has
2. Influence, Anime, too strong it was
1. Yoda, drawn poor he is, sharp features too much