10. The Tony Award for his yet to be cast role as "Dr Who"
9. The Country Music Entertainer of the Year Award
8. The Oscar for best actor during his many "Obamacare" infomercials (news conferences)
7. The ACORN Lifetime Achievement Award
6. The Chicago "Big Al" Award for doing politics in a way that would make Al Capone proud
5. The Chicago White Sox MVP Award for showing how not to throw out the first pitch
4. The National Football League Player of the Year
3. The David Letterman "Best God as Guest Award"
2. The National Broadcaster's Association "Hush Rush" Award
1. The Black Panther Community Organizing Award
9. The Country Music Entertainer of the Year Award
8. The Oscar for best actor during his many "Obamacare" infomercials (news conferences)
7. The ACORN Lifetime Achievement Award
6. The Chicago "Big Al" Award for doing politics in a way that would make Al Capone proud
5. The Chicago White Sox MVP Award for showing how not to throw out the first pitch
4. The National Football League Player of the Year
3. The David Letterman "Best God as Guest Award"
2. The National Broadcaster's Association "Hush Rush" Award
1. The Black Panther Community Organizing Award
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