10. The ex-governor needs a job as gymnastics judge
9. Jessie Jackson wants to protest the lack of blacks on the water polo team
8. Chicago sports ain't too great these days
7. The Chicago Olympics will be a great distraction for the bad economy
6. It will be great PR for America's new socialism
5. The Windy City can show it's stuff in the sailing competition
4. Lots of jobs for ACORN workers
3. Showcasing Olympic injuries might help him get Obama care passed
2. Playing to a tie with Iran in soccer would be good for diplomacy
1. With all the union and mob bosses, we're guaranteed to set the record for the most gold medals
9. Jessie Jackson wants to protest the lack of blacks on the water polo team
8. Chicago sports ain't too great these days
7. The Chicago Olympics will be a great distraction for the bad economy
6. It will be great PR for America's new socialism
5. The Windy City can show it's stuff in the sailing competition
4. Lots of jobs for ACORN workers
3. Showcasing Olympic injuries might help him get Obama care passed
2. Playing to a tie with Iran in soccer would be good for diplomacy
1. With all the union and mob bosses, we're guaranteed to set the record for the most gold medals
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