10. "I couldn't resist her, she looked too much like Sarah Palin"
9. "I didn't go to Ball State for nothing"
8. "I'm such a big star, I can have any woman I want"
7. "It was only a few flings per week, it's not like it was every day"
6. "I was just participating in the stimulus package"
5. "I always like to screw with Republicans, so I did"
4. "My son was always asleep at the time so I didn't think it was a big deal"
3. "I'm just doing my part to keep the "casting couch" tradition alive and well"
2. "No other late night show host will make jokes about me so I get a free pass"
1. "What's the use of having a secret sex room at the studio, if you aren't going to use it?"
9. "I didn't go to Ball State for nothing"
8. "I'm such a big star, I can have any woman I want"
7. "It was only a few flings per week, it's not like it was every day"
6. "I was just participating in the stimulus package"
5. "I always like to screw with Republicans, so I did"
4. "My son was always asleep at the time so I didn't think it was a big deal"
3. "I'm just doing my part to keep the "casting couch" tradition alive and well"
2. "No other late night show host will make jokes about me so I get a free pass"
1. "What's the use of having a secret sex room at the studio, if you aren't going to use it?"
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