Dan's Top 10

Top 10 Politically Incorrect Halloween Costumes

10.  An Executive with AIG
 9.  An Auto Maker CEO
 8.  An Insurance Company Executive
 7.  Bringham Young
 6.  Brett Favre as a Packer
 5.  Lindsey Lohan
 4.  David Letterman
 3.  Ted Kennedy
 2.  Nancy Pelosi
 1.  A drunk Nobel Peace Prize Judge

Top 10 yet to be named awards won by Obama

10.  The Tony Award for his yet to be cast role as "Dr Who"
 9.   The Country Music Entertainer of the Year Award
 8.   The Oscar for best actor during his many "Obamacare" infomercials (news conferences)
 7.   The ACORN Lifetime Achievement Award
 6.   The Chicago "Big Al" Award for doing politics in a way that would make Al Capone proud
 5.   The Chicago White Sox MVP Award for showing how not to throw out the first pitch
 4.   The National Football League Player of the Year
 3.   The David Letterman "Best God as Guest Award"
 2.   The National Broadcaster's Association "Hush Rush" Award
 1.   The Black Panther Community Organizing Award

Top 10 David Letterman excuses for cheating on his wife

10.  "I couldn't resist her, she looked too much like Sarah Palin"
 9.   "I didn't go to Ball State for nothing"
 8.   "I'm such a big star, I can have any woman I want"
 7.   "It was only a few flings per week, it's not like it was every day"
 6.   "I was just participating in the stimulus package"
 5.   "I always like to screw with Republicans, so I did"
 4.    "My son was always asleep at the time so I didn't think it was a big deal"
 3.    "I'm just doing my part to keep the "casting couch" tradition alive and well"
 2.    "No other late night show host will make jokes about me so I get a free pass"
 1.    "What's the use of having a secret sex room at the studio, if you aren't going to use it?"

Top 10 Reasons Obama wants the Olympics in Chicago

10.  The ex-governor needs a job as gymnastics judge
 9.   Jessie Jackson wants to protest the lack of blacks on the water polo team
 8.   Chicago sports ain't too great these days
 7.   The Chicago Olympics will be a great distraction for the bad economy
 6.   It will be great PR for America's new socialism
 5.   The Windy City can show it's stuff in the sailing competition
 4.   Lots of jobs for ACORN workers
 3.   Showcasing Olympic injuries might help him get Obama care passed
 2.   Playing to a tie with Iran in soccer would be good for diplomacy
 1.   With all the union and mob bosses, we're guaranteed to set the record for the most gold medals