9. "First the teleprompter and now the "Applause" sign"
8. "Boy he really has long pointy fingers"
7. "I thought he smelled like cigarettes"
6. "Barney Frank seemed to be a little too cozy with his young male intern, if you know what I mean"
5. "Did Obama coordinate his Palin attack with David Letterman?"
4. "When is he going to say something new?"
3. "I missed so much, I was distracted by his ears"
2. "Is it my imagination or is Hillary putting on the weight"
1. "Well he can't blame Bush for this one,...or can he?"


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