10. It was the kids. They just got tired by being raised by a nut job
9. It was Michael's pet monkey. With no more sleepovers, he was worried he'd be next
8. It was his lawyer. He went crazy from too much work defending Michael all the time
7. It was George Bush. Might as well blame him for this too.
6. It was Michael's Mom. She wanted to raise the kids all to herself so she could make up for past mistakes
5. It was David Letterman. He was bored with telling Sarah Palin jokes 24/7
4. It was the FBI. They were too concerned Michael was becoming more popular than Obama
3. It was a Jehova's Witness. Michael just wasn't out door knocking enough
2. It was The LDS Church. He was liked by way too many Mormon children
1. It was Elton John. Elton though he, not Michael, was the "King of Pop" and he could never understand why Michael didn't "come out of the closet" as he did
9. It was Michael's pet monkey. With no more sleepovers, he was worried he'd be next
8. It was his lawyer. He went crazy from too much work defending Michael all the time
7. It was George Bush. Might as well blame him for this too.
6. It was Michael's Mom. She wanted to raise the kids all to herself so she could make up for past mistakes
5. It was David Letterman. He was bored with telling Sarah Palin jokes 24/7
4. It was the FBI. They were too concerned Michael was becoming more popular than Obama
3. It was a Jehova's Witness. Michael just wasn't out door knocking enough
2. It was The LDS Church. He was liked by way too many Mormon children
1. It was Elton John. Elton though he, not Michael, was the "King of Pop" and he could never understand why Michael didn't "come out of the closet" as he did
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