9. Become a judge at the Special Olympics Bowling Tournament
8. Taking his entire family out for breakfast at Denny's
7. Go to church every Sunday with Bible in hand
6. Shoot hoops with former members of the Washington Generals
5. Scold Hillary Clinton pointing at her with those big boney fingers
4. Visit Michael Jackson's home and talk about how Obama Care would have saved him
3. Walk around with Michael Vick at a dog show
2. Take Sarah Palin out to dinner
1. Go to Disney World and compare ears with Mickey


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