10. Have cash for your consultation
9. The consultation may require a sample of your wares
8. If you have a fake Hooker name, make sure you register to vote
7. For tax purposes, since you make people feel better, you're now a doctor
6. Don't talk to the media, unless it's CNN
5. For every trick you turn, that John has to register to vote Democrat
4. Once our stimulous money goes through, we'll be investors
3. We may want you to work with some of our politicians, if you know what I mean?
2. Tell everybody you are a community activist and the cops will stay away
1. If you get in trouble, no worries, the President used to be our Lawyer
9. The consultation may require a sample of your wares
8. If you have a fake Hooker name, make sure you register to vote
7. For tax purposes, since you make people feel better, you're now a doctor
6. Don't talk to the media, unless it's CNN
5. For every trick you turn, that John has to register to vote Democrat
4. Once our stimulous money goes through, we'll be investors
3. We may want you to work with some of our politicians, if you know what I mean?
2. Tell everybody you are a community activist and the cops will stay away
1. If you get in trouble, no worries, the President used to be our Lawyer
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