10. He was adjusting his stiff...neck
9. He was checking on his security measures
8. He turned to talk to a Secret Service Agent
7. He thought that was just the way they greeted folks
6. He looked down so he wouldn't trip
5. He was just making sure the teleprompter was working
4. He was honoring Michael Jackson with a new dance move
3. His head was bowed in honor of Steve McNair
2. He was just giving her instructions on how easy it is to become an illegal alien in the U.S.
1. It was all the fault of George Bush


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