10. He was too busy taking over companies
9. The staff thought it was a nice day to buzz New York
8. They were trying to keep it from Barney Frank who wanted to use it for his Mile High Club party
7. It was a test for the news media to see just how much BS they would believe
6. As we convert to socialism it was important to show that anyone can take Air Force One for a spin
5. The White House didn't have an updated version of Photoshop
4. It was just a test drive for Nancy Pelosi's new bigger and better plane
3. With all the military budget cuts, it was one more way for the Air Force to get some training in
2. It was a secret mission to give the new First Dog his first ride on Air Force One
1. ACORN was using it to photograph the names from grave stones for the next election

