Top 10 Things overheard during Obama's visit to Mesa, AZ.

10. Is this the line for the Messiah?
 9. I hope he's not outside too long, with those ears, the wind could blow him far
 8. Please save my home. I haven't made a payment yet, I don't want to start now
 7. How big of a carbon footprint did he leave with his big corporate jet?
 6. Why does he waste so much fuel flying around the country, couldn't he do this on TV?
 5. I couldn't believe all the people that were  crying when they saw him
 4. I wish they would have let more wackos from McDonald's speak
 3. Did he say when he was going to have that beer with Sean Hannity?
 2. I like that song by Janis Joplin, "Obama won't you buy me a Mecedes Benz"
 1. He sure uses the word "crisis" a lot. Why won't he say something good about America?