Dan's Top 10

Top 10 Overheard comments at the Inauguration

10. It's cold out here, must be Bush's fault
 9.  I wish he would quit associating himself with racist pastors
 8.  I spent all this money and all I got was this Obama T-Shirt
 7.  Now we can unite this country, good thing we never united under Bush
 6.  I can't believe he's even allowing Bush to be on the same stage with him
 5.  Now we can tear the country apart going after that war criminal Bush
 4.  I just wish he'd do something about those ears
 3.  Boy, they spent more than Bush on this Inauguration
 2.  What's up with this stuff about Abe Lincoln, I though he was a Republican?
 1.  I didn't know his middle name was Hussain?

Top 10 Reasons why money is no object for the Obama Inaguration

10.  He's the Messiah
 9.   They can print all the money they want
 8.  Libs love to spend money
 7.  The Hollywood Left needs to show how much they care
 6.  There are more Hip Hoppers in Washington D.C. than in any other city and they now have a legit reason to party in and around the drive by shootings
 5.  It's historic and he might not win re-election in four years
 4. Gotta spend that budget to set a good example
 3. The new First lady has expensive tastes
 2. It costs a lot to feed fat Americans
 1. Worship has no price

Top 10 Rejected Names for the Mormon Dating Service

10. Child breeders connection
 9.  Second wives club
 8.  More big love
 7.  Wives a plenty
 6. Bishop approved dating
 5. Salt Lake City or Bust
 4. Temple Talk
 3. Black Ties Required
 2. Arranged match.com
 1. E-Harmony Mormon Style

Top 10 Reasons the Cardinals will win the Super Bowl

10. They are hot at the right time
 9.  They are the ultimate in underdogs
 8.  How can you not like Fitzgerald and Warner
 7.  They finally have a good coach
 6.  The Bidwell's will finally get some respect
 5.  Edgerton James didn't do squat all season so he has fresh legs
 4.  With everyone being from some place else, it helps unify the state
 3.  An Eagle's win brings the championship game to Arizona
 2.  Warner is the next best thing to Brett Favre
 1.  Pissing Denny Green off is a great motivation

Top 10 Reasons Vegas is Popular

10. Sin city
 9. Good food and lots of it
 8. Lot's of free stuff to do
 7. Lot's of expensive stuff to do
 6. Hotels are cheap, especially when you get a package deal
 5. The weather is great most of the time
 4.  It's always funny to see the prostitution card flickers with their backpack billboards
 3.  Downtown is fun without having to walk a million miles
 2.  From trash to flash Vegas has it all
 1. Every time you think you've seen it all, you see something stranger